The Singing Lobster

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Happy August!

The Singing Lobster is on vacation this month, lounging on the beach and staying cool in the ocean. We hope you have a wonderful August, and enjoy lots of lobster! Stay safe and well.

The Singing Lobster

Need a unique gift for a birthday or anniversary? We provide singing telegrams for special occasions, gatherings, and corporate events throughout Southern Maine and New Hampshire. Whether the occasion is a birthday or anniversary, a get-well wish, a thank-you, a wedding, or just to let someone know you care, we can make the recipient feel all buttered up!

Please note: In an effort to keep everyone safe during the end of the COVID-19 pandemic, we are currently only offering singing telegrams outdoors, at a distance of 10 feet. This means that our performer can either attend an outdoor gathering, or ring the doorbell and step back to deliver the telegram.

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Each singing telegram is tailored for the individual recipient. When you call or email to schedule a telegram, we'll ask questions about hobbies, pets, favorite places, favorite foods (besides lobster), and incorporate the information into the performance before the song. You can choose our original Big Red Lobster, the Funky Maine Moose, or the fabulous Tango Dancer. Recipients will remember a singing telegram for a long time to come. Be sure to bring a camera!

"My whole family appreciated your appearance at my wife’s birthday party. She is still talking about it and telling everyone she knows about her telegram. It made her birthday very, very memorable for her and for all of us."
                                                                       —Ed Maxwell, York, Maine

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To arrange a singing telegram
for that special someone, contact
Or call (207) 475-6953 (text not available).

Please note: We need at least 48 hours' notice
to schedule a telegram.

The Singing Moose

Each in-person singing telegram is delivered for a cost of $90. Travel charges may apply. Balloons, flowers, or candy can be included for an extra charge. All telegram recipients receive lots of attention and a special-occasion song sung by a human in one of our costumes. Please note that the Tango Dancer remains fully clothed throughout the performance. Payments are accepted via PayPal, where you can pay with a credit card. Tips are always welcome!

To hire a Lobster for your party, corporate event, or fundraiser,
please email
or call us at (207) 475-6953 (text not available).

The Singing Lobster

Here are links to some local venues where you can get real lobster to eat (yum!), in case singing telegrams make you hungry:
Ogunquit Lobster Pound
Cape Neddick Lobster Pound
Fishermen's Dock

Singing telegrams are offered in Portsmouth, NH and the Seacoast New Hampshire area, and in many towns in Maine: Ogunquit, York, York Beach, Wells, Kennebunk, Kittery, Portland, and beyond.

If you love theater, check out the Ogunquit Playhouse. Their shows are awesome!

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